She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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