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(949): View more from California

I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.

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(713): View more from Texas

PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering

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(440): View more from Ohio

just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i think the doormans mad at me

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well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...

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(480): View more from Arizona

i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....

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(904): View more from Florida

I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....

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