my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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