On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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