My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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