There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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