I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
