Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
