you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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