That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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