just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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