brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
