Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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