i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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