so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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