Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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