Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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