You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
my shit smells like andre
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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