People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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