she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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