Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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