5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You almost got us killed.
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