Joe is yelling at the trees again.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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