what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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