Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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