It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
