Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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