I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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