Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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