Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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