He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I cockslap morals
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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