i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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