Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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