i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I have post one night stand depression
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