just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
