Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
