BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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