Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
