Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i already hear my dad disowning me
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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