do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Randomize
