did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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