I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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