everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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