Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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