At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize
