: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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