Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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