So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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