it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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