great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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